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My Thighs
They like to clap for me They give me a standing ovation They say, “Good job at being you!” They say, “We like ranch dressing better than vinaigrette” They are dimply and veiny They are too wide for my...
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Elizabeth Gomez: Beautiful (pt. 1)
On any given morning, I should be able to leave the house in less than 30 minutes: 5 minutes to wake up, 5 to brush my teeth and wash my face, 10 more to get dressed and accessorize, and then finally,...
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The grass is always greener on the other side-season is upon us. Every year I fall into the trap of the old colloquial saying, believing there is something outside of myself that will make my life...
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When your self-loathing gets out of control and you really hate yourself, remember that you are truly good and wonderful. You are deserving of love and happiness. You bring value and joy to the world....
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